Buffy The Vampire Slayer

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Angel (Buffy/Angel)

Dear Diary,

You may notice that my handwriting is a little funny today, and that is because I have been turned into a puppet. It’s a long story, involving demons living in a kids’ television program, but the short of it is that I will eventually be fine. The demons are dead, and the spell will wear off. Spike has been the worst about it, calling me "wee puppet man," but on the bright side I have been able to have some nice talks with Nina, a nice werewolf girl I met. Granted, she almost mauled me that one time, but I do resemble a chew toy, so I can’t really blame her. And compared to my past relationships — getting stabbed through the chest by one, getting cheated on with my own son by another — a little light mauling is practically foreplay.

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Spike (Buffy/Angel)

Dear Diary,

Aren’t you a cutesy-wootsy little thing? I am writing this to let you know that I will not be writing in you ever again. You were a gift from Harmony, and a stupid gift at that, because I in no way want to talk about my feelings with a flipping book. Sod off, diary. I am tossing you in the rubbish bin.

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