Buffy The Vampire Slayer

While homo fans put their therapists’ phone numbers on speed dial in preparation for the final episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, (UPN, May 20, 8 p.m. Eastern and Pacific; check local listings) the cast of the hit show bid one another adieu at a wrap party at the Miauhous photo studio in Los Angeles. Most Buffy cast regulars made it out to the party, including Alyson Hannigan, who portrays computer genius turned coed lesbian witch Willow, and creator-executive producer Joss Whedon who told The Hollywood Reporter, in regard to the show’s wrap, that he was "happy-tired." Noticeably absent was Buffy herself, Sarah Michelle Gellar, who was busy shooting the sequel to Scooby-Doo, in which we can only hope some fey ghost plots to give smart and suspiciously sapphic Velma a makeover.