Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Today is the day Fox Home Entertainment issues the new “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” slimsets, which contain all the episodes and all the extras in skinnier packaging for a whole lot less. Now you can inexpensively shower friends, family, libraries, places of worship and romantic conquests with the cool, funny and heartbreaking adventures of Willow, Xander, Tara, Giles, Cordelia, Oz, Angel, Spike, Dru, Jenny, Faith, Glory, Anya and the Nerds of Doom. (Herc says it’s the best television series ever forged by humans.) Here’s what the old cardboard sets cost:

$31.99 The Complete First Season
$47.99 The Complete Second Season
$47.99 The Complete Third Season
$47.99 The Complete Fourth Season
$47.99 The Complete Fifth Season
$47.99 The Complete Sixth Season
$38.99 The Complete Seventh Season

Here’s what the keen new slimsets cost:

$27.99 The Complete First Season
$27.99 The Complete Second Season
$27.99 The Complete Third Season
$27.99 The Complete Fourth Season
$27.99 The Complete Fifth Season
$27.99 The Complete Sixth Season
$27.99 The Complete Seventh Season