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Don’t Forget "Buffy" ! My Teenage Daughters’ Emergency Preparedness List

Barbara Brotman

Friday 3 February 2006, by Webmaster

1. Cell phone with 2 million backup batteries.

2. Bobbi Brown moisturizer, and no sharing, even if the world is coming to an end.

3. Laptop with 2 million backup batteries.

4. Buffy DVD boxed sets, all seasons.

5. Shampoo, conditioner, curl enhancer, curl straightener, frizz reducer, leave-in conditioner, skin exfoliator, body wash, bath fizzies, eyelash curler, flatiron, eyeliner, eye shadow, complete set of makeup brushes, lip gloss, eye makeup remover, cologne, 15 jars of nail polish and clear topcoat.

Note to Dad: This is an ABSOLUTE MINIMUM.

6. My good jeans, and if anyone shrinks them in the wash, I will kill them, even if they are already dead.

7. Complete set of Harry Potter books, audio tapes and player with 2 million backup batteries.

8. ACT preparation book. Just because nothing exists on Earth except cockroaches doesn’t mean I don’t have to get into a good college!

9. "Survivor" DVD boxed sets, all seasons.

10. CBGB T-shirts.

11. The dog. YES, we’ll walk her. We PROMISE! Unless the air is poisoned!

12. Stuffed bunny rabbit.

13. Stuffed bear.

14. Fluffy robe.

15. Facial masks.