Michelle Trachtenberg

Perhaps as an homage to being in a holiday horror film, Michelle Trachtenberg decided to show up at its premiere dressed as if she’s the walking dead.

She looks like a dead bride — choked to death by her collar, mayhap? — who’s haunting the Hollywood & Highland complex in her moldy old gown, hoping to scare the couture off some better-dressed starlets. But Michelle should have planned this out better. By garbing herself as the embodiment of otherwordly gloom, she has committed what should still be on the list of cardinal sins in Hollywood: She let Tara Reid outshine her. Oh, the angst-filled, angry diary entries that will ensue.