Naked untruths

Wyndham King

Celeb-addled saucemongers at an interweb site are handing out their fifth annual eye-popping gongs for the best nekkidness on the big screen.

Mr Skin (for it is he) is doling out its pre-Oscars, er, Anatomy Awards.

This, of course, is a wholly unofficial and subjective affair, which judges hot Hollywood female ladies of the opposite sex on their "(bare) bodies of work".

Always ladies, mind. You boys should be ashamed of yourselves.

Latest clobber-snubbing mainstream sex-bombs will be announced later in the week, including a "Lifetime Skin-chievement Award" for one lucky lushpot.

And here, says the site, are some of the previous winners: "Salma Hayek biopic Frida for Breast Picture, Halle Berry in Monster’s Ball for Best Sex Scene, and Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair for Best Girl-Girl Make-Out in Cruel Intentions."

All in the best possible taste, of course.

From Marketwire.com :

Mr. Skin of MrSkin.com Unveils the 5th Annual Anatomy Awards

CHICAGO, IL — (MARKET WIRE) — 02/23/2004 — As talk turns to Oscar gold, Golden Globes and a certain superstar "flash"-dancing at the Super Bowl, Mr. Skin of MrSkin.com — the Internet’s #1 source for celebrity nudity news and reviews — will unveil his picks for the 5th Annual Anatomy Awards on February 25th, 2004.

A regular rite-of-schwing since 2000, Mr. Skin’s Anatomy Awards pay tribute to the finest moments in celebrity movie nudity over the course of the previous year.

Past winners include the Salma Hayek biopic Frida for Breast Picture, Halle Berry in Monster’s Ball for Best Sex Scene, and Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair for Best Girl-Girl Make-Out in Cruel Intentions.

In addition, each ceremony includes the presentation a Lifetime Skin-Chievement Award to a veteran starlet whose (bare) body of work speaks for itself. Who will be the latest to join the regal ranks of Phoebe Cates, Sharon Stone, Angie Dickinson and Jacqueline Bisset?

As a bonus, Mr. Skin will reveal the films in which you can find this year’s Academy-Award-nominated actresses in the buff.

Mr. Skin has been a guest on over 500 radio shows. MrSkin.com is the Internet’s #1 celebrity news and review site, attracting over four million unique visitors per month.

Contact us immediately to book Mr. Skin for an amazing and amusing interview that you’re sure to want to turn into a regular event.