July 13, 2004 — SHANNEN Doherty.

You’ll recall her previous so-hot-it-could-hardly-cool- down-but-it-eventually-did love af fair was with a bad boy named Rick Solomon. You’ll also recall that this bad boy gets great girls because he then teamed with Paris Hilton for their now-famous porno wrestle, which is making almost as much bread for him as "The Simple Life" is for Paris. What slick Rick does so skillfully that he gets these ladies, I have no idea. I do know, however, that he is into (pardon the verb) wild childs. Having been given the back of Paris’ hand - after having the rest of her - he is now, as we speak, again with Shannen. They are once more a twosome. Or were for a few minutes, anyway. They July 4th’d together. The entire whole weekend. Now, whether this intense, deep, mad, crazy, passionate romance will last for eternity or, at least, maybe, through the first week of August, who knows. Maybe it was just to celebrate Independence Day. Maybe Solomon’s patriotic. Likes fireworks. Likes to set off Shannen’s fuse. Whatever. I’m just telling you what I know.