Lois wants to meet with Dr. Fine for "a consultation," and says she just can’t see anyone else.
 Lana meets with Dr. Fine to get her tattoo removed, and says she doesn’t know where it came from. "It looks as if the sample was branded onto your skin," Dr. Fine says.
 Dr. Fine tells Abigail, "a boy who wants you because you’re pretty isn’t a boy you want." Shouldn’t she be telling Lana this? Abigail seems to feel bad for her actions; Dr. Fine uses this to turn Abigail on Lana, who she says "is on to us."
 There are naked football players in this one! It seems they end up naked after they’re attacked, or something. When Brett goes nuts and naked, he runs righ tinto Lois’s windshield.
 Abigail says "I’m sorry, Lana" and gives her a kiss! Lana looks into the mirror and sees her pretty visage is now disfigured!
 Clark questions Abigail on what happened with Brett. Yay, journalistic Clark!
 Apparently in the rewrite process Abby became the daughter of Dr. Fine.
 Jonathan confronts Clark after Coach Quigley calls to tell him that Clark made the team. "I was going to tell you," Clark says. "When?" Jonathan asks.
 Lois ends up in the locker room to investigate, which leads to some Clark/Lois banter. "Last I checked you were missing some prerequisites for being in here," Clark says. "So you finally admit you’ve been checking me out," Lois retorts.
 There’s a flashback scene to Abby in her freshman year, and a football player looks in her direction. "That boy’s looking at you. Say hello." And the boy’s name? Whitney! If this means Eric Johnson returning for a cameo, we’re all for it, but we’ve heard nothing about him returning. Lana is with Whitney in this scene, and winces. When Brett picks on Abby, Whitney tells him to "grow up."