Summer Glau

From afar, when it was a thumbnail-sized photo, I thought Summer Glau’s dress was actually a scene from a child’s cartoon — Thomas the Tank Engine, perhaps. And that was weird enough. But then, I saw it this size, and realized it’s actually just a completely mystifying and terrible tableau of somebody’s surrealist Fisher Price nightmares.

What is that thing on the left? Is it the crumpled body of a person who has been left for dead? Is it... no, wait, now all I can see is the crumpled body of a person who’s been left for dead. This thing is like a fashion Rorschach test. So unfortunately, it probably says very strange things indeed about my psyche if all I can make out is the form of a corpse, but at least I can take comfort in the fact that it says worse things about her psyche that she wore this thing out of the house in the first place.