Oh, I’m rampage-y,
Dead, Immortal, & Crazy,
Yeah, my coat tends to wave-y,
Makes me brave; Wanna save-y,
Glad I don’t have to Shave-y,
Won’tcha please pass the Grave-y
And you slim Slay-ees, Guess I’ll see you in Hades...
(kudos also Dana Carve-y, The Real Church Lady)