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Who Are The New Hollywood Bad Boys ? (gellar & prinze mention)

Tuesday 20 July 2004, by Webmaster

A few weeks ago, I wrote about my disappointment with the lack of Hollywood bad boys or troublemakers that we have nowadays as opposed to the good old days of Christian Slater, Robert Downey Jr., Johnny Depp and co. regularly making the front page with their wacky antics. I asked for our readers to suggest an actor or two that might have potential to take over this title and I got a few interesting responses. Before I reveal whom I foresee as the next “one”, I’ll go through a few of the suggestions I received...

First off, I got the obvious choice of Colin Farrell whom I dismissed in my previous article because drinking and swearing just doesn’t cut it anymore. Our expectations are way too high these days. Vin Diesel was another wise suggestion since he’s so secretive and odd, but he doesn’t get into enough fistfights or controversy to hold the title. Also, he seems like a very decent guy who has no drug or alcohol problems...for now.

The next batch of candidates were a little more interesting but unfortunately they fell into the “too old to be bad boy” category. I mean, after a certain age you’re considered more of a “bad man” and that’s just not as fun or amusing. It’s actually quite scary and sad. I’m talking about Tom Sizemore, Woody Harrelson and that goddess Lindsay Lohan’s dad - Michael Lohan. Lohan is a good choice as any, as rumor has it that he’s been arrested for beating up his brother-in-law, busted for skimping on some hotel bills and apparently even smacked a sanitation worker around for blocking his car. A real class act, eh?

Anyway, he’s a great nominee to take over the overbearing, unprofessional and out-of-control celebrity dad title that Kit Culkin held for much of the 90’s. I’m a big fan of Sizemore’s and it’s just unfortunate to see his downslide lately. I guess hooking up with an ex-Hollywood Madame has its drawbacks after all. Harrelson is harmless, as he just likes to smoke and promote hemp and cares about the environment. He’s like a cool version of Ed Begley Jr. in that sense. My “bad man” choice would be Val Kilmer, but he’s more of an asshole than anything else. Anyway, these dudes don’t make the cut because they’re men...not boys.

Which brings me to the three finalists. Thanks to Evan, Greg and Jean Seb for these 3 great recommendations as well as for elaborating on the reasons why they chose them:

The second runner-up is: Freddie Prinze Jr. Jean Seb. theorized that eventually Prinze will read what his critics have said and that coupled with a likely breakup with Sarah Michelle Gellar will send him off the deep end. Personally, I think if his dreams of writing don’t pan out, that will be what sets him off. Time will tell, I suppose...

The first runner-up is: Macaulay Culkin. Evan’s feelings were that this guy just doesn’t give a shit, which I totally agree with. The marriage at 17 years of age was a sign of things to come and it would be very funny to see this dude go apeshit on the media. Plus, his father is Kit Culkin. The apple can’t fall too far from the tree. I actually hope this doesn’t happen as I saw SAVED! recently and was impressed by Culkin and happy to see him on the right track again.

And the winner of the next hopeful bad boy is: Heath Ledger!! Greg’s reasoning was so precise and brilliant that’ll I’ll just quote what he wrote to me directly:

“So this is a bit of a reach, but if you’re looking for that young, good looking, smooth sounding pimp of a brother to turn bad boy I think Heath Ledger would be a good candidate. Ok, so have you picked up your jaw and scooped your popped out eyes back into your movie-watching skull? Here’s why:

1: Young, good looking, and only marginally successful. Does this not beg for him to push that "I’m a effing bad ass pimp with a smooth accent so look at me as I coke and whore my way around until someone gives me a quality lead based on the publicity I’ve stirred for myself" look?

2: He’s Australian. What country would be more supportive of a rugged, ass kicking, accent-spitting bloke than them? Besides, they need a good front man in Hollywood, automatic fan base support from that alone.

3: Shannyn Sossamon. Homegirl is fine, and she’s been in two films with him already. What would be a better image to throw on JoBlo, than the side-by-side mug shots of Sossamon and Ledger looking like 10 different kinds of ass, after a night of high impact defilement. Heath just needs to call homegirl up and get her to jump on the bandwagon, literally. This way you get a two-fer out of it!”

Thank you all for your contributions and in helping me find the next Hollywood bad boy! Maybe we’ll revisit this column in a few months and see how everyone has chalked up. Go Heath, go...!


3 Forum messages

  • With articles like this one is what make’s fans wonder if Sarah & Freddie are breaking up? The question is are they? Alot of fans are going to be wondering this now!! It would be nicew if we could get an answer to this question.

    A concern Fan we love Sarah!!!!!!!! Sharon Draughn

    We just want the both of them to be happy!!!!

  • In hollywood not every thing you hear is true....but it does make you wonder if they are "The happy Couple",because you rarely see them together.Could be the fact they are doing seperate movies.or just trying to avoid each other...time will tell.

    See online : Who Are The New Hollywood Bad Boys?(Gellar And Prinze Mention)

  • I’m a huge fan of Sarah/Freddie. I love them together. But to be completely honest I don’t see their marriage lasting. Even though they are rarely seen out together in public; that’s actually a very good thing and the fact that they are never mentioned in gossip columns, etc. That’s a good sign that their marriage might last. But when it comes to them I’m not so sure. Sarah’s always seen out in public alone. Freddie never goes anywhere with her anymore. It makes you wonder what is REALLY going on and if they have problems or not. Just look at Jennifer Garner and Scott Foley. She got famous pretty quickly with that hit show of hers Alias while Scott’s career fizzled down and he didn’t like the fact that Jennifer was more popular than him so they broke up. I have a feeling that the same thing is gonna happen with Sarah and Freddie. Sarah’s just started her movie career and I have a feeling that over the next few years she’s gonna become even more popular than she is now and Freddie’s career is most likely gonna fizzle down (like Scott Foley’s). And as it is now Sarah makes more money doing movies than Freddie does and I’ve heard him say it doesn’t bother him that Sarah makes more money than him. I think in some way it does bother him. And eventually Freddie’s gonna get jealous of Sarah’s success and they’ll break up. *shrugs*