I want to shame stars who seem to have everything but just can’t stop WHINGEING.

Top of the table of woe is HUGH GRUNT - sorry, GRANT.

He stomped around the Bridget Jones premiere this week moaning that his life is so terrible he wants to quit acting.

Good riddance, I say.

JUDE BORE is paid huge sums to act and dates stunning SIENNA MILLER but still Law won’t smile.

He just gripes about having to do interviews and detests being adored by women.

And the Victor Meldrew of pop, SOBBIE WILLIAMS, has told how he hates being rich.

Oh, and Robbie can’t stand performing or having fans outside his hotel.

As for actor MOPY MAGUIRE, he behaved like a spoilt child at the premiere party of Spider-Man 2.

Tobey skulked off to the VIP room, barring fellow celebs.

Funnily enough, boys, no one has any sympathy for your “tough” jet-set life - so grow up.

# SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR posed for a photoshoot in public in New York and was so shy in front of a crowd of onlookers that she cried.

The Buffy beauty said: “The shoot was on the street and I was in tears. Crowds were looking at me.”